Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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