so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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