girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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