He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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