I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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