The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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