p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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