Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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