I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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