Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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