just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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