I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
wow bdsm is so cute
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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