yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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