Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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