I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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