yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Is it penis luge time yet?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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