Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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