Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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