Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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