He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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