How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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