how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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