AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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