I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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