they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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