He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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