I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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