so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
