I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Mom said you looked used
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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