It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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