I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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