New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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