Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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