why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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