lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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