the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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