I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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