All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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