Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
this is an emotional support booty call
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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