and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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