it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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