There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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