saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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