i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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