i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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