Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
kristin has been a bad kristin
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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