I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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