I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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