...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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