On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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