dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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