Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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