the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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