oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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