do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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