So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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