I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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