I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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