That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
